Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Domos Letters ...

Letters from Hyderabad
Letter-1
Helo (cluster)partner,

Hope U will be doing well. But its not same in my case. I think you might have given some worst curse (saabam) to me on reading my last mail. My total week end got damaged (like "Total family damage"). Here comes the flash back .

Saturday evening that started ...

Evening 5:30 mani show-cku 4:30 manickellam poi que-la ninnu ticket vaanginempa (Ghost rider-Nicolas Cage). Sari "House-full"-nelllam poduraane nalla movie-yaathaan iruckum-nu nammmbi poitten (thaniyaa poyirundha-k-kooda paravaayillai, kooda 2 room mates-a vera koottittu poitten. Adhula oruthan 6 months kalichu ippothaan padame paarka varradha vera sonnaan). Ponama ... poi ullaaara uckantha, namma "Captain - Vijayakaanthoda - Dharmapuri" padame thevalaannu sollara alavu Mockaiya-p-pottanunga. Sari oru 2 hour thaana-nu naanum vittutten. Padam mudinjathaaa adhoda vitturuck-kalaaam. Saniyan yaara vittadhu. Summa illaama friends-kittta sonnen "Dei machaan, oru padamthaan oooothickichu. Naalaicku Deep sea-nu innum oru padathucku book panraen. Adhu 3-D effect-la summa Gummunu iruckum. Johny Depp & Kates Winslet combination-la pattaasu kilappum"-nu sonnen. Sonnadhoda nickaama room matels solla, solla ketkaama, Sunday 1:15 show-cku booking-um potten.

Sunday morning sharp-a 9:45 AM-uckelllaam wake-up aahi (adhuvum alarm-laam vachi endhiruchen), dei namma panninathu tele-booking, FCFS (first come first serve) basis-la iruckum-nu solli, ovvoruthanaiyum kulicka vachi (adhu oru separate story), ellathaiyum alli auto-la pottuckittu, as usual-12:25 PM poi counter-la ninnu ticket-a vaanginen. Ticket rate - Rs. 465/3 (ticket 150, adhucku service charge separate-a Rs 5). Vaangittu cum-mu-nu vandhiruckalaam. Enacku packathila oruthan, "Ghost rider"-cku 3 tickets book panninaan. Avana-p-paarthu nackala oru sirippu vera sirichen (yesterday anubavam nyabagam vanthichu). Ayyo paavam-nu oru parithaba-p-paarva paarthuttu, namma "Thalai nagaram" vadivelu range-cku, "Machaan, namacku ticket kidaichuruchu, ticket kidaichuruchu, ticket kidaichuruchu-nu" style-a sound vera kuduthuttu, theater ullaara ponom. Ponama? Sharpa 1:15-ku packava padamum aarambichuchu. Appadiye ... Kadal-la irucka meanu, nandu, era, sura - idhap-pathi-ellaam news reel maadhiri kaamichaanga (idhucku back-ground-la oru ackaavum, annanum explanation vera kuduthaanga). Sari, idhu mudinja vudane kandippa padam poduvaannu naanum namma "Rendu" vadivelu kanacka wait panni, wait panni paarthen (If U have not seen Rendu, ask our other friends, how Magician vadivelu waits for Madhavan). Namma friends-ngalao andha-p-padathila vara adhe sequence maadhiri nammala kolai veriyoda paarthuckittu irundhaainga. Naanum, machaan idhu news reel thaanda, padatha ipppo aarambichudvaanga-nu solli solliye ottickittu irundhen. Appadiye oru 25 nimisham ponuchu (25 minutes). 25 nimisham mudinjathaa? mudinja pinnaala, news reelucku title podura maaadhiri back-ground-la sila perellaam oduchu ... Odi mudicha udane, oru annaachi "Thanks for coming to I-Max 3-D, Hope U enjoyed the experience" appadi-nu solli veliyila anuppichittaaru. Ennangada vilaiyaadureengala? Johny Depp, Kates Winslet perelllaam poster-la paarthane, ivangalla oruthar kooda kannula-ye kaamickalaiyenu ketta, Olunga thirumbavum poi poster-a-p-paaruda en Vendru-nu, veliya throathittaan.

Sari-nu naanum poi poster-a-p-partha, "Narrated by" - Johny Depp & Kates Winslet - potturunthuchu - appothaan enacku strike achi andha back ground voice kudutha annanum, ackkavum thaan Johyny Depp & Kates winslet-nu. Niengale sollunga, idhula en mistake enga vanthuchu. Naan solratha kaathulaye vaangama en room mates rendu perum "Enda pannada, paradhesi , <__________>, etc.-nellaam (fill up the blanks with your most favorite Ketta vaarthai's - bad , sorry, worst words)" solli kanna pinnanu pulinju eduthuttanga. Light-a kai moottu naluvitta maadhiri oru feeling - irunga Doctor-a consult pannittu vandhu naalaicku status update panraen.

Until then ...
Its bye from Urs ...
(Vendhu - nonthu - pona ...) Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms

Letter-2
Hi hi hi …
"Oru Kalluriyin Kadhai" - movie title iruckumbothu, oru soha-k-kadhai-nu subject irucka-k-koodaathaa? Appuram "Sirusungale" (youth), perusungale (aged), konjam vayasaanaalum Sirusu maadhiri act kuduckira ilasungale (middle aged - example … venaam A K Suren adicka varuvaaru) - ellaarum nallaa iruppeanga-nu (nalla iruckingalo illayo, en thollai illaama nimmadhiya iruppeanga) namburaen. Naan inga sollickira maadhiri condition-la illa. Atleast team-la therinjavan innum oruthan (vera yaaru Sathyan-thaan) iruckaanenu naanum appadi ippadi naala ottickittu irundha, avanum rendu naal (2 days), leave-a pottu-ttu upscan aahap-p-poraanam. Vera vazhiye illaadha-dhaala "Thanimaiye en Vazhkai (loneliness is my life) … Thanimaiye en thunaivan (loneliness is my companion)…" appadinu soha geetham paadickittu, malayaala cenema (thappa nenachuc-k-kaadhappa, naan sonnathu Art film) hero range-ucku, sooriyan marayira direction-la (ackaampa, sun set aahira west-a thaan mean pannickinen) nadacka vendiyadhuthaan. Sarthaampaa niengalaavathu ensoy (enjoy) pannunga …!
With lots of tears … Urs, Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms
NB - Marackaama namma saha VAs-ku mail-a forward pannidungo, ...

1 comment:

  1. letter 2 is better than letter 1, however still your latest post "Aamir effect" was the worst one :)

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